Story 4 :”My Boyfriend Has Lots of Secrets”
??Fang Yuhan, nearing his late twenties, has been single all this time, and his family is urging him to get married. He came out to his family early, and they were open-minded and accepted the fact, urging him to find a boyfriend.
??Fang Yuhan was busy with work, traveling all over the place, and had no time for blind dates. His mother was extremely anxious and registered him on all the dating platforms, hoping that Fang Yuhan could have blind dates anytime, anywhere, and experience the meticulous service of the dating platforms.
??Fang’s mother was a VVIP member of the dating platform, with exclusive customer service for Fang Yuhan. To prevent customers from blocking them, the dating platform changed their numbers to harass him whenever he didn’t cooperate. For every three calls he received, at least two were from the dating platform, recommending the latest and most comprehensive blind date packages. Fang Yuhan was overwhelmed, but at his mother’s request, he couldn’t hang up directly and had to have at least one hour of blind date phone calls every week.
“No time for blind dates? At least understand the current market! See if you, at your age, are still in demand! An empty vessel makes the loudest sound, and you can’t even find a boyfriend…” Fang Yuhan: “… It’s my fault for being handsome.”
??As soon as Fang Yuhan arrived at the hotel, he received another phone call in the lobby while waiting to check in.
??”Hello, this is Customer Service from RatRat. Mr. Fang, we noticed that you are currently in City X, right? There happens to be a ten-person offline blind date event tomorrow. Do you have time to attend?”
??Fang Yuhan replied coldly, “No.”
??The customer service lady continued enthusiastically, “Okay, we have noted your situation. Let me introduce the general situation of the participating clients. If you change your mind, please contact us in time. Mr. A, 1.78 meters tall, master’s degree… Mr. B, from a rural background, no family burden, good-looking… Mr. C…”
??The other party kept talking non-stop, and since Fang Yuhan’s weekly call time hadn’t been met yet, the names of Mr. A, Mr. B, Mr. C kept cycling in his mind, which was a bit surreal. His mind went blank for a moment, and he blurted out, “Sorry, I have a partner.”
??The customer service lady, familiar with the routine, asked, “Really? What kind of person is he? We need some data to make a more suitable resource integration for you.”
??Fang Yuhan glanced up and saw a group of people entering the hotel lobby, with a man leading the way, looking handsome and noble, like a god. The magnificent hotel lobby seemed to pale in comparison.
??He quickly glanced at them and made up a story to the customer service, “He’s very tall, at least 1.87 meters, likes to wear dark gray suits, has a very straight nose, and looks perfect from the side…”
??The customer service lady struggled, “We have many people on our platform who meet your criteria, and their economic conditions are also very good.”
??Fang Yuhan fell silent. Well, then he wouldn’t blame himself for boasting: “Oh? My boyfriend is the CEO of a listed company, and he even has ten bodyguards when he travels.”
??The customer service lady: “…”
??Not far away, Qin Zhan heard someone shamelessly boasting. Coincidentally, there were ten hidden bodyguards in his team. Feeling it was a bit of a coincidence, he couldn’t help but glance at Fang Yuhan. Seeing the other person bowing their head and playing with their phone, revealing a clean and fair neck, he raised an eyebrow.
??Fang Yuhan counted the phone calls with satisfaction, totaling sixty-two minutes, and grinned as he took a screenshot to report to his mother.
The dating platform naturally wouldn’t inform Fang’s mother that he had found a partner, after all, he was an easy target, and regardless of whether Fang Yuhan accepted the introductions or not, they earned money per contact, and more contacts meant more earnings. After a few days, a new customer service representative took over, pretending not to know about the situation and continued to provide service.
??Customer Service : “Sir…”
??Fang Yuhan: “I have a partner.”
??”Yes, he’s a doctor.”
??”He’s a cardiac surgeon.”
??”He’s very handsome, owns three apartments in the city center and a three-story villa in the suburbs.”
??”Do you want to introduce anything else? No need, I already have three boyfriends now, I can’t handle any more.”
??Coincidentally passing by, Qin Zhan: “…” His memory was amazing, and he was surprised that Fang Yuhan’s previous excellent CEO boyfriend had turned into a doctor.
??He listened to Fang Yuhan boasting about his new boyfriend for half an hour without interruption.
??Fang Yuhan ran out of words and couldn’t help but improvise, looking at Qin Zhan’s chilling figure, he described his appearance in three thousand words.
??Qin Zhan felt the story sounded familiar.
??Customer Service : “Sir…”
??”What? Did I break up with the doctor?” Fang Yuhan frowned, he had long forgotten what kind of character the doctor was supposed to be, so he said, “We broke up.”
??”The reason? He’s not rich like my current boyfriend.”
??…
??Customer Service …
??…
??Qin Zhan couldn’t believe it. In just half a year, he had bumped into Fang Yuhan boasting about his partners twelve times.
??From the CEO of a financial giant to the chief professor of piano… countless ex-boyfriends.
??They were from all over the country, and who knew how many beds he was hopping on. The only commonality seemed to be their height, appearance, and clothing style never changed? And they seemed to resemble him a bit?
??Qin Zhan certainly wouldn’t know that Fang Yuhan was following the appearance description template based on his side profile when they first met.
??He took a glance at Fang Yuhan, and indeed, he had that capital. But appearances could be deceiving, and he was even more exaggerated than his business friends who frequented the nightlife.
??The probability of encountering him was too high, and no matter which city he went to, he could suddenly see Fang Yuhan.
??Qin Zhan was vigilant, and if it were someone else, he would definitely suspect ulterior motives, such as trying to attract his attention by reading too many brain-dead novels. But Fang Yuhan was completely excluded. With Qin Zhan’s view on love and self-discipline, he would never get involved with someone as fickle as him.
??…
??After Fang Yuhan had fabricated one hundred and eight boyfriends, his mother finally got angry, offering a toast that he refused, so she made him drink the penalty, telling him that if he didn’t want the freedom to choose online, then he could go back to offline blind dates tomorrow.
??His mother’s attitude was firm this time, and it was understandable. Fang’s father had a comrade-in-arms celebrating his seventieth birthday, inviting his old comrades to gather. The comrade had a grandson who was handsome and successful, and Fang’s mother found out that he was also interested in men, and didn’t have a partner.
??So they arranged a blind date.
??Qin Zhan always respected his grandfather’s decisions. The people setting up the blind date described Fang Yuhan as beautiful, polite, obedient, and innocent, never been in love before.
??Grandpa’s comrades were all reliable people, and Qin Zhan bought into the brainwashing.
??So, during the dinner, Qin Zhan saw a familiar face entering the private room.
??It was indeed Fang Yuhan.
??He was indeed beautiful, but never been in love before…?
??Huh.
??Fang Yuhan had a bad memory, and he forgot about people he had met in a few days. He looked puzzled: What’s going on? Is this big brother a bit hostile?
??Could it be that he was also forced to come on a blind date? Isn’t he a comrade?
??Fang Yuhan suddenly felt a sense of familiarity and smiled at Qin Zhan, as if they were lifelong friends.
??This bright and cheerful smile was extremely infectious, even Qin Zhan couldn’t resist it, and clenched his loosely held fist.
??Blind dates were indeed unreliable, and it was easy to be taken for a gullible person. But who dared to take Qin Zhan as a gullible person in the business world? He would chew you up and spit out your bones.
??Qin Zhan looked deeply at Fang Yuhan: You’d better stop now, or suffer the consequences.
Unable to tune in to Qin Zhan’s channel, Fang Yuhan looked at him with deep affection: You’re also forced into this!
TL : This one is quite funny hh
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