Following Su Yuhe’s “with both text and graphics” request, Huo Fu’an opened his notebook and wrote four words on the pre-lab report.
Shirtless, Huo Fu’an bent over the desk to write. Su Yuhe sat at the end of the bed, urgently calming himself down, reassuring himself that it wouldn’t hurt, just endure it.
The more he thought about it, the more Su Yuhe felt that Huo Fu’an’s physical condition was too good, and he needed to be restrained. He softly said, “Ninety minutes.”
Huo Fu’an’s pen paused, pretending not to have heard, and continued to write purpose, methods, and steps fluently, even drawing three positional diagrams in one go.
For the first time, let’s try these three positions, and we can adjust later.
Su Yuhe squinted his eyes and took a red pen from the table, putting a big red X on the second diagram. After reviewing it, Su Yuhe crossed out half of the steps, feeling that the remaining ones were acceptable. He pretended to be calm and patted Huo Fu’an’s shoulder. “From now on, write in this format.”
This method is really great, Su Yuhe thought. By anticipating unknown risks in advance and keeping them within a controllable range, he could be prepared for Huo Fu’an’s every move.
His whole face was red, yet he was still so stubborn. Huo Fu’an looked at Su Yuhe, itching with anger. Thinking of the fear of being dominated by the zoo date plan, Huo Fu’an’s temples throbbed, planning to continue writing? Did he really think Huo Fu’an would follow this? Naive! He’ll make you cry for mercy later.
“Can we start now?” Huo Fu’an pretended to be obedient.
“Yeah.” Su Yuhe lay slowly on the bed, his eyelashes trembling, his moist toes curling involuntarily, looking like a lamb about to be slaughtered.
And his butt was particularly perky.
Huo Fu’an stared at Su Yuhe’s butt, feeling like laughing. After being guarded against like a pervert for so long, it finally paid off.
…
“Su Laoshi, here, I need you to fill in the data.” Huo Fu’an pointed to the blank space in the pre-lab report.
Vibration frequency = {} times/minute
Su Yuhe’s eyes were misty, the corners of his eyes like early spring peach blossoms, half-open and half-closed with dewdrops. He blinked, shook off the dew, and then saw the content.
When did this experiment have an additional data entry? Huo Fu’an deliberately wrote in small letters, and he didn’t even notice.
Even the most proficient philosopher could miss something due to nervousness while reviewing a report, falling into Huo Fu’an’s trap.
“Can… can I fill it in later?” Su Yuhe pleaded.
“No.” Huo Fu’an said ruthlessly, “There’s suspicion of data falsification.”
“Wuwu, but I didn’t know…”
“Then count for me.” Huo Fu’an pressed him, whispering in his ear, “This is the first piece of data.”
…
“You’re bullying me!”
Every time they reached the last ten seconds, Huo Fu’an would deliberately mess up, his mind blank, unable to remember where he left off!
…
“Time’s up, but it’s because you kept counting wrong and starting over.”
…
“Forty-seven!” Su Yuhe was in tears, finally able to finish.
Huo Fu’an’s face stiffened. What did Su Yuhe eat to be so easily distracted?
“Academic work requires rigor, multiple measurements for an average.”
…
Finally, Su Yuhe was too tired to move his fingers, and a pen was even forced into his right hand.
“Sign here.”
Why did something like this need a signature!
Su Yuhe looked at the pre-lab report, which was now in a sorry state, as if it were a shameful treaty, refusing to sign it.
Huo Fu’an grabbed his hand, and the two of them wrote their names together, then treasured it like some kind of certificate.
It had so much commemorative significance.
Su Yuhe dug himself a big hole.
Huo Fu’an went to get a hot towel to wipe Su Yuhe’s body, threatening him as he wiped.
“Will you dare to make me write next time?”
“N-no, I won’t write anymore.”
Huo Fu’an felt relieved when Su Yuhe said this. Although it was amusing to see Su Yuhe reluctantly writing his lab reflections, who could endure having to write a pre-lab report every time before getting into bed?
…
Being too clever for one’s own good, after this battle, Su Yuhe rarely expressed opinions on anything, only learning to play the victim from the cross-dressing expert.
According to the cross-dressing expert’s analysis, certain straight men were particularly susceptible to this tactic. They couldn’t distinguish between genuine and fake distress, and a little bit of victimhood could easily stir up their sympathy.
Su Yuhe bluntly remarked, “But it seems like it doesn’t work on you.”
The cross-dressing expert, or rather, the now well-dressed and respectable young man, rolled his eyes and said, “Of course not, he’s not a straight man.”
Huo Fu’an wasn’t one either.
Su Yuhe skeptically gave it a try and found that it actually worked.
“…”
He couldn’t help but ask Huo Fu’an, “Do you like Su Xiahe or Su Yuhe?”
The usually straightforward Huo straightaway realized this was a loaded question.
“I like you, darling. Regardless of whether you’re Su Xiahe or Su Yuhe, I like you in any suitable way.”
Su Yuhe nodded, explaining Huo Fu’an’s contradiction with his own theory.
“The existence and development of thought are ultimately attributed to the contradiction of things. Contradiction exists first, then thought develops, and love follows closely behind.”
“I really like your worldview and methodology.” Regarding Huo Fu’an’s serious psychological analysis just now, Su Yuhe expressed his satisfaction reservedly.
“Uh, what are you doing!” Su Yuhe stared suspiciously at Huo Fu’an. “I’ve noticed you often pinch my butt for no reason.”
Huo Fu’an pressed his forehead against his. “I’ve also noticed that you always like to say cryptic things when you’re shy.”
Especially in certain confession situations, it’s impossible for a philosopher to speak properly.
Su Yuhe’s calm facade was pierced, his cheeks flushed. He thought Huo Fu’an couldn’t tell.
“I’ll let you spout theories, but I can’t pinch your butt?” Huo Fu’an once felt helpless about this, but later he found a solution. As long as he pinched Su Yuhe’s butt a little, and thought about how he had once mistakenly watched the wrong video which resulted in his butt becoming perkier, he forgave this little trickster who pretended to be serious.
Huo Fu’an even wished Su Yuhe would babble a bit more, watching Su Yuhe’s face gradually turn red with inconsistencies between his words and expressions was something he could watch for a lifetime.
– The end –
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